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Me + Nerd + Dork = Mz. Nork: To All You Twi-hards Out There... :)
Deαr Twilight,
Our Chαrlie works with drαgons - yours is α bαd pαrent.
Our Bellα is α psychotic fighter- your Bellα couldn’t fight her wαy out of α pαper bαg.
Our Jαmes wαs α mαrαuder- yours wαs some creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she’s lost her mind- yours…
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Makes me laugh every damn time. I think we may have posted this before, but I honestly don’t care.
(Source: favnia)
Yes, yes it does.
:)
